Something Suspicious

Cousin: "What's this party you're having?"

Me: "What party?"

Cousin: "The one your sister mailed me about"

Me: "I haven't got a clue what you're talking about"

Me: "Kooks what is Cousin A saying about a party?"

Kooks (not very convincingly): "I dunno"

Friend on phone: "I'm coming over for the party"

Me (somewhat bewildered): "What party?"

Friend: "The one at your house"

Me:"I'm sitting on my bed, looking like a tramp, eating chips! What party!"

Friend: "Oh okay, no worries"

Me: "What party was my friend K talking about?"

Kooks (not very convincingly): "I dunno"

Hubby: "Lets go to the park"

Me: "I'm cleaning and it's too hot outside"

Hubby "Come on"

Me: "I've just put bleach all over the bathroom"

Mum-in-law: "Leave it, let's go"

Me: "Fine!! But the bathroom will have melted by the time we get back!"

I'm glad we went, there was a lovely fresh breeze and it was great fun watching Gorgeous follow a pretty girl around the playground. Hubby was on the phone though I think to one of my sisters.

Curiouser and curiouser.